Bigg Boss Season 9 20th December 2015 Written Episode
Mere Karan-Arjun ayengy plays. SRK and Salman comes stage, they dance on song aaja aaja. After song, Bigg boss says India wants Salman and SRK to leave animosity and become friends again. Salman and Srk hug each other on song Yeh Bandhan toh Pyaar Ka Bandhan hai. they mouth each others dialogues like SRK saying Salman’s dialogue “ek baar commitment Kardi toh khud ki bhi sunta”(if i do commitment then i dont listen to myself even) and Salman saying “Don ko Pakarna mushkil hi namumkin hai”(catching don is impossible). they dance on each others song, SRK dances on Salman’s song Dhinka Chika while Salman dances on SRK’s song Lungi dance.
After dance, Salman and SRK hug each other, SRK gives banana to Salman, Salman says i have mine, they exchange banana with each other. Salman welcomes everyone in Bigg boss, Salman says everyone was waiting for this night as if its their nuptial night, what are we going to do tonight? SRK says we will eat banana, they feed each other bananas, Salman says we are eating to get energy. Salman says once pile happened to someone in my family so my father asked where this banana is going to hit, they laugh. Salman says we promised you that we will tell what happened between us in past, that night we are casually talking and i told him.. they say things in mute, acts like they had verbal fight, SRK says now i am good as we told everything to everyone, they laugh, Salman says when we were not together many things happened, SRK says like Salman got Bigg boss, Salman says bad thing is that i try to leave this show every season but cant. SRK says media took advantage and created many stories and good thing that happened was in our fight, Amir Khan went on to become successful, Salman says we are left behind that we cant see him from here, Salman says but now we are together, SRK says Salman has become more handsome in this duration, Salman says we were both silent all these years but let them show what they were shown and what was actually happening. They show media showing Salman and SRK punching each other but in reality they were hugging. SRK in media it was shown that Salman and SRK are holding each other’s collars and fighting but in real they were removing lipstick mark from each other’s collars so SRK’s wife and Salman’s wife doesnt see it, all laugh.
Salman says SRK that we will play a game, you will raise a playcard and there will name of actor written on it, you will not see it, i will give you hint and you will have to guess. SRK raises card, Salman gives him hint, SRK guesses right that its Deepika. Salman raises card, SRK gives him hint, Salman guesses right that its Madhuri dixit, SRK raises card, Salman says he with Deepika, SRK ask name has B(Ranbeer)? or V(Ranveer)? Salman says V, SRK guesses Ranveer Singh, its right, they guess many actors like Amir Khan, Anil kapoor, Salman raises card, Salman’s name written on it, SRK acts like dabang Khan, Salman guesses its me, SRK says right, SRK raises card, its SRK written on it, Salman acts like him, SRK pretends to be not guessing, they laugh.
Salman says people have questions lets see. A viewer ask that they didnt talk for much time, did they miss each other? Salman jokes no, SRK says we knew that when we will come together, everything will be sorted, his family is mine and my family is his family, Salman says we never said anything against each other in media. A viewer ask Salman did he ever eat Daabeli? SRk ask what it is? Salman says i havent eaten it. A viewer ask SRK and Salman when did they buy veggies last time? Salman says i dont buy it but i grow it, Salman says i dont buy it, i sell it, they laugh. A viewer ask SRK and Salman to sing for her. Salman and SRK sings Yeh Bandhan toh Pyar Ka Bandhan hai together.
Salman says i have one more game, SRK says tell me, Salman says we will do lip-sing on few songs. Gerua from Dilwale plays, Salman and SRk sings along and dances then Chikni chameli plays, they both dance energetically on it, SRK says this song destroyed our macho. Salman says now his costar will come here, i will not tell name, he will bring her.
Kajol comes on stage, SRK brings her to centre and dances on Gerua song with her, SRK kisses her hand after dance. Salman comes and hugs Kajol, Salman congrats her for movie hit, Salman says its her quality that when she starts dancing, she never stop and she is always smiling, Kajol says so should i cry? he says no no. Salman says i, Salman, Kajol and Mamta was in movie. We were dancing, after dance Mamta pointed at us, Salman said that she is calling me not him, i innocently went to her, she said to me that you and Salman are not performing dance well and come after practice. I told this to Salman then we did so much practice that next time when we danced, we got it right and she got it wrong.
Salman says remember we used to play game which we used to play in Kuch Kuch hota hai. SRK says one person used to wear headphones and other would lip-read and person wearing headphones had to guess. SRK says Kajol will play this game now as she is new on show now, Kajol says no, SRK makes her wear it, he ask Salman to say something. Salman says “i will grow mustache”, Kajol says he is saying Bullshit, SRK says you are close Kajol, try again, all laugh, then Kajol guesses it right. Kajol says now SRK’s turn, SRK wears headphone, Salman says dialogue “i will wear bangles”, SRk ask if it is anything vulgar? Salman says yes, Srk says he is saying *******, all laugh, SRK says i didnt know Bigg boss is vulgar, SRK then guesses it. Then Salman wears headphone, Kajol says “14 injections”, Salman guesses it right after few failed attempts, then SRK wears it again, Salman says “kaala Khatta”, SRK guesses it, then Salman wears headphone, Kajol says dialogue, Salman guesses it.
Salman says SRK and Kajol will go in house. Salman says talk in hindi, he says dont sing honton pe aisi baat infront of Gizele, SRK ask why? Salman says you will know when you see it. Salman says Suyyash is professional cricketer, dont take him in IPL team, all laugh, Salman says beware of Mandana’s mind and Priya’s logic. SRK says all say Bigg boss is very good show but i never thought i will go in house, please come and save me if anything happens inside, they go in house.
In house, inmates talk that what Priya’s husband must be thinking seeing Priya running behing Rishab like mads. Priya comes there and says you are wrong, Rishab is my friend and when my friends are miffed then i try to pacify him or her 3times then i leave them, Kishwar says you have tried to pacify him for more than 30times, Suyyash says dont you feel bad how Rishab treats you? Priya says i try to sort out things but when he taunts me then i taunt him back, i am 29years old and i know how to treat people.
Gizele says to Rishab that forgive Priya, she wants to be with us, Rishab says i know, but she is danger for us and i dont need anyone in this house, Gizele says you keep saying big things and keep sitting here.
A lady comes in Bigg boss house and says mere Karan-Arjun ayengy, we Zaror ayengy, all are confused, she leaves house. Inmates come in garden, they wait for SRK to come, dancers come in house. SRK song plays, inmates start dancing, Prince and Nora are dancing together. dancers leave, inmates hoot, gates are opened, few people come in house and are wearing masks, Gizele sees SRK behind one mask, she screams and hugs him, everyone greets SRK, Bigg boss orders inmates to freeze, they freeze. SRK starts kissing their cheeks, Mandana ask him to kiss her too, he says i am coming, Kishwar says its dream come true, Bigg boss releases everyone, everyone is excited to see SRK in house, they bring him in lounge. Salman comes on Tv, he ask inmates did you like surprise? are you taking care of my friend? they say yes, Salman ask who is biggest fan of SRK? all say me, Salman says SRK is here for oneday only and i have noted everyone who are raising hands to be his fan, they laugh. Salman says SUYYASH and ROCHELLE are nominated but only SRK will go out of house as There will be no elimination, everyone gets happy and hugs SRK, Salman says this should have ideally happened but its not happening, we have to eliminate one, he ask Suyyash to come out, inmates are silent, Mandana ask Salman if its true? salman says yes, SUYYASH is eliminated, Suyyash hugs Kishwar, SRK is confused and says if he is going then i am going too, Kishwar cries, SRK says to Suyyash that we will chill outside, SRK requests Salman to let him stay, Salman says as you say, SRK thanks him, Salman says THERE IS NO ELIMINATION TODAY, all are happy, Kishwar says to Salman that i proved i am not fearful women, Salman says voting lines were not closed so next week’s voting plus this week’s voting will be added and also 6 nominees Rochelle, Suyyash, Gizele, Rishab, Mandana and Priya will remain same for next week and there will be double eviction next week after seeing who got least votes in two weeks, Salman says someone else has come with SRK, all guess it to be Kajol, they come in garden to see kajol coming in house, all are excited, they hug her and welcome her. Kajol comes in house and sees Salman on Tv, Salman jokes that the energy which Kajol have outside house, inmates have double energy to that, Kajol laughs, Salman says to SRK and Kajol that i am signing off and feel homely in bigg boss house, all laugh, Salman greets them and ends call.
SRK says to inmates that they have brought gifts for them. inmate brings it from store room, all are excited to see gifts. they all come in garden, Kajol starts singing Honton Pe aisi baat, SRK laughs and sings alongwith her, bigg boss welcomes Kajol and SRK in house, SRK says bigg boss’s voice is scary, Kajol agrees. SRK says now we play some game, Kajol says we will choose two best friends, one is Mandana and other is.. someone guess it to be Keith, Kajol says its Rochelle, Mandana says i dont need any friend here, i dont make friends, SRK ask why? she says i dont need anyone, SRK ask Rochelle to come forward, he says we will ask questions from you both, you both will stand in different booths and if you say it rightly then other inmates will be filled in other booth. SRK ask Mandana to speak from Z to A, Mandana says i cant, can you give me other question, Kajol jokes that its not multiple choice question, SRK says okay tell me pie figures after 3.14, all laugh, SRK says if you dont answer question then we will have to fill your booth and we will send Kishwar first, kishwar says she always give up task, Kishwar goes and stands in Mandana’s booth, she makes weird faces at Mandana, Mandana is confused seeing her, everyone laughs.
PRECAP- Rochelle and Mandana are standing in different booths, SRK ask Mandana to tell which number/digit have alphabet ‘A’ in its spelling? Mandana says Aath(eight), everyone laughs. Kajol says to Rochelle that your your mother’s brother’s brother in law is sleeping on sofa now tell me who is sleeping on sofa? Rochelle says my mother’s brother’s brother in law, SRK says even your father doesnt know it, all laugh as Rochelle is confused.
SRK will give tips of romance to inmates. SRK says to Rishab that i will give you tips on how to romance. he acts with Kajol, he ask Kajol to come closer, she comes, he says more closer, she does, he says more closer, she comes more closer and anticipates what he will say.. SRK ask if she is free after 10:30? we will go to watch Ashiqui movies, Kajol laughs.
SRK says to Rishab that i will say dialogues and you will have to repeat them for Mandana while Kajol will say dialogues and Mandana will have to repeat them. Mandana and Rishab stands infront of each other with Kajol and SRK beside them. SRK says “dont you feel something when i leave you and you turn to look at me?”, Rishab repeats it for Mandana.
Later SRK mouths dialogues for Prince which Prince will have to repeat for Nora. SRK says “you have 70minutes”, Prince repeats it for Nora, SRK says “you will play hockey match in these minutes”, Prince repeats it for Nora but realizes and says its not romantic lines, everyone laughs on Prince.
Suyyash will become dog to show his acting skills. Suyyash becomes dog and runs behind Prince, then he runs behind Kishwar, SRK says he is looking frong more than dog, suyyash starts licking Kishwar’s face as dog, SRK says dont take chance in lure of acting like dog, it still looks vulgar even if you are a dog.
Inmates are miffed with Priya, Rishab says to Priya that you have passed very sleazy comments, you have said ill words for everyone in house, Priya ask him to give chance to explain, he says i will not, Prince says Priya is insulting inmates, he shouts at Priya that you should have left your teacher level jokes at home, Rishab shouts its not done Priya, Rochelle and Nora tries to calm them down.