Short update
Khushi still frying the jalebis and sees that she has fried a jalebi named Arnav…and speedily gets it out and eats it before Payal sees it…Payal asks her is she again troubled? Because she is frying so many jalebis…Khushi avoids it and Payal asks when is she going to do her part of Diwali celebrations…Khushi says she will do later…
Arnav is staring at the T shirt which got colourful after they had fallen on the Rangoli…Anjali asks him what is wrong with him? Is he in love or is preoccupied..She then says that he already is in love with La and Arnav gets irritated!!
Naani is considering La as not SO bad …She tells Anju and Maami that it is no use being so principled …and Maami and Anjali are pleasantly surprised!
Some neighbours pay visit to Bua and Shyam uses this opportunity to pressurize Bua and starts serving them tea and coffee and the neighbours ask what is their relation with him! and one of them says that he is the pain guest…Bua’s face is sad and upset and Shyam gets happy
Maami, Naani, Khushi and La and Anju are sitting in the living room and Anju asks whether she would like to purchase Diyas…she denies and says that she makes them herself … Anjali asks about Fire crackers ..and Anjali again denies saying that she doesnot buy fire crackers as kids are made to work in the fire cracker factories and one should not buy it to promote child labour (I like this thought!)
Neighbours asking Bua whether her nieces are married…and the other neighbour telling the first one that they have unmarried girls in the house and they have kept a pain guest…What if something happened
La and anjali trying to make diyas and khushi realizes she has forgotten something when she gets the whiff of Arnav and feels that he is coming and he comes from the other side…he walks away looking at her for some conference call…
Naani is infuriarated that Arnav refuses to stay with them and complains and Anjali tells them that this time Arnav has been with them and helped in everything…it is La’s effect on Arnav, and naani says that if it is La’s effect on Arnav or Khushi’s effect on La…Maami gets irritated by this.
La asks what has Khushi forgotten…and Khushi says she has forgotten the gravel for making diyas and La tells her to get some from Arnav’s plants
Shyam sees off the neighbours then comes back and does drama in front of Bua, that he would have kicked the neighbours out if he had not considered bua and her reputation!
Shyam giving threat that he will leave the house and Bua trying to change his mind…he gifts something to Bua as Diwali gift and leaves and Bua says that now it is high time She pressurizes Khushi to get married to Shyam and Shyam listening to this from behind the walls getting happy
Precap : Khushi spills the sand/gravel on Arnav and gets into her own eyes…Arnav is blowing softly in her eyes to remove that dirt and make her feel better

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Warning: The following portion is Only for those who prefer randomness at its peak..warna the update is over for who are strictly on update diet
Toh me aa gai
And wishing every one a happy wali Diwali

Toh aaj ka shaayarana toh banta hai!!!!
Kyun ki bekaraar IF ki janta hai

Aaj hai Diwali!
Khushi paka rahi hai Pulav Khayali!

Shyam ne Rachaya naya khel!
Maami ko koi kar do koi bhangaar mein Sell

La ke dimaag mein bhara hai brick and mud!
Anju ka dimaag bhi gaya hai Sud

Bua ka karo koi dimaag thik,
Shashi abhi bhi hai bohot sick

Kaash Shashi ho jaaye better,
and he throws Shayam in to the gutter

Oye,..bohot shayari ho gai!!
ab update shuru karo bhai

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Hmmm toh we start with our own Jhalli phulli frying a jalebi named Arnav (Bechare ka kya haal kar diya hai…Junkyard bana diya hai…She spills colours coffee mud on him and now is even frying him alivebechara jaaye toh jaaye kaha!?) and then she gobbles him alive too..you gotta see her eat the whole set of Jalebi…when Ankletva enters the kitchen!!! She looks like a woman posssessed and obsessed…Ankletva guesses she is upset and asks but Jhalliphulli dances around the bush and evades the answers and Ankletva answers when is she going to do her part of Diwali celebrations? will she do it in Raizada mansion)
Arnav is staring at the T shirt which got colourful after they had fallen on the Rangoli…oyee!! Bigada Nawab ko sar pe maaro! he has had a hair cut!! Saloon mein kab gaya??? Mujhe bhi le jaata! Discount mein mera bhi baal cut ho jaataAnjali asks him what is wrong with him? Is he in love or is preoccupied..She then says that he already is in love with La and Arnav gets irritated!! Anju cannot be blamed for being so blind…I means she is born blind deaf and dumb…the days she gets some time from all the poojas and mandir trips she does she will realize that she needed to be a saint and renounce the world long back for not recongizing that she has a snake for a husband and Mr. Darcy as her brother
Naani is considering La as not SO bad …She tells Anju and Maami that it is no use being so principled …and Maami and Anjali are pleasantly surprised! Hayeee What was this…???? Diwali gift for us??? Naani finally accepting BLah…what a surprise…where has she been?? to the Cardiologist or heart surgeon??? where she got her heart transplanted which is suddenly sprouting love for Blah and BLah
Some neighbours pay visit to Bua and Shyam uses this opportunity to pressurize Bua and starts serving them tea and coffee and the neighbours ask what is their relation with him! and one of them says that he is the pain-guest…Bua’s face is sad and upset and Shyam gets happy This was the most randomest of conversations…What did these neighbours had set to achieve except exposing us to the disgusting bhindi nose of Blackva..I swear what was he doing?? Serving tea and cofee to the neighbours…the neighbours should have asked, is he the new Servant Nandkissorree had kept…and WOW what choice ..the new servant comes in ironed shirt and pants too…and the other neihgbour was SO right…he really is the PAIN guest na I really wish Shashi gets miraculously back on his feet and beats the blackwa, more black and blue
Maami, Naani, Khushi and La and Anju are sitting in the living room and Anju asks whether she would like to purchase Diyas…she denies and says that she makes them herself … Anjali asks about Fire crackers ..and Anjali again denies saying that she doesnot buy fire crackers as kids are made to work in the fire cracker factories and one should not buy it to promote child labour (I like this thought!) Hello hi bye bye might be degrading Jhalli but I do like her ranting more than Naani…Naani is getting so boring these days..Where as hello hi bye bye english dialogues are sooo goody good…the way she says that Jhalli doesn ot buy in Diwali because it will ‘nikalo her diwala!’…and did Blah have a brain transplant too..I mean all she does this days is smile at Jhalli…I seriously think she has changed preferences!!! her likings seem to have shifted towards Jhalli from the bigada nawaab..dont know whether should rejoice on Bigada nawab’s release or lament Jhali’s fate…every wrong kind of attention she is getting by the way I really liked how they promoted the issue of child labour..Even I dont buy crackers…Diwali is about lights and not sound!! But this reason is so noble!! Sanka devi was spot on!!
Neighbours asking Bua whether her nieces are married…and the other neighbour telling the first one that they have unmarried girls in the house and they have kept a pain guest…What if something happened yes yes!! and unmarried girls are all set to get themselves ensnared by such pain guests! I mean why do neighbours always have to be so mean and sick..they had come to inquire about Shashi’s health and all they could rant about is who is he and what is he doing and nonsense!! For once I agree with Blackwa( What am I saying) that these kind of ladies should be kicked out of the house!! Cant they mind their own business!!I tell you Jhalli should be here to spill something on the bright new shining sarees of this nosy nikammis!
La and anjali trying to make diyas and khushi realizes she has forgotten something when she gets the whiff of Arnav and feels that he is coming and he comes from the other side…he walks away looking at her for some conference call…I tell you not only has Blah donated her brains..but she never attended her chemistry class..or she shouldnot have missed the sizzling and potent chemistry between the Jhalli and the bigada nawab!!! I mean cant you see woman that the guy is not exactly bhenga that his eyes would be looking towards Jhalli but instead in reality he is looking at you…he is ACTUALLY looking and staring at Jhalli…and in here you want to eat mud cakesyou have mud in your brains Girlie!! Eat it !! would save lots of money and time!!
Naani is infuriarated that Arnav refuses to stay with them and complains and Anjali tells them that this time Arnav has been with them and helped in everything…it is La’s effect on Arnav, and naani says that if it is La’s effect on Arnav or Khushi’s effect on La…Maami gets irritated by this. So indirectly it is Jhali’s effect on Bigada nawab ..is that what you want to convey Naani?? We got that…hell!! even Laxmi knows it!!
La asks what has Khushi forgotten…and Khushi says she has forgotten the gravel for making diyas and La tells her to get some from Arnav’s plants I would never understand the logic in this..What did the plants ever do to Blah…first she dried off the poor Tulsi plant..then yesterday because of hers and Jhalli’s saree session…Bigada nawab started his staring session and overwatered the plants in his obsession and now she wants to erode the little soil that the poor plants have for making diyas couldnot she just get it from under the lawn or something!!! There must be some mud lying idle na?? or she could just give it from her mud cake she ordered after eating the cake from that
Shyam sees off the neighbours then comes back and does drama in front of Bua, that he would have kicked the neighbours out if he had not considered bua and her reputation! Oh really that is why you were acting like a desperate servant bent on pleasing his masters and serving tea coffee and blah blah to all and sundry…Bua has bricks in her head if she wants this waiter cum Nikamma as her jamai…I swear I am gonna kick the CVs for making this guy a lawyer…Khamkha mera profession ka naam kharab kar raha hai
Shyam giving threat that he will leave the house and Bua trying to change his mind…he gifts something to Bua as Diwali gift and leaves and Bua says that now it is high time She pressurizes Khushi to get married to Shyam and Shyam listening to this from behind the walls getting happy Why do I get a Shyam filled episode as a Diwali gift…and Bua has gone mad…she wants to pressurize and force Jhali into marrying this bhindi nosed Blackwa…Shashi needs to get up soon and stuff some sense into this sister of his…

Precap is wonderful is all I can say *sniff* Everytime I get such precap…Wahh!! Why do I get to update teh filler days

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